Thursday, March 10, 2011

Celtic player dodges National Service by pretending to wet the bed

Extract from Patrick Crerand's autobiography.

"When I got called up to National Service I didn't want to go. Somebody told me that a good way of getting out of it was to explain that you wet the bed. I said that I was a bed-wetter on my application form and then I had to go for questioning at an office in Buchanan St. The official asked me how serious my bed-wetting problem was. I told him that it was driving my mother to despair. So I was deemed unfit for National Service."
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